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TommyT - Team Captain. You might see him making out in the bar
during the fun-hater's ride or motor-boating a waitress at Orlondo';s.
Regardless, he should quit taking the Viagra.
during the fun-hater's ride or motor-boating a waitress at Orlondo';s.
Regardless, he should quit taking the Viagra.
Ah-loong -The Asian Sensation himself. Casual drinking is not
in his vocabulary. To quote Frank the Tank "Once it hits your
lips is so good!"
in his vocabulary. To quote Frank the Tank "Once it hits your
lips is so good!"
Jilly - Ragbrai mornings, you can hear two words from her -
"Let's Go!". Ragbrai evenings "I need another drink!"
"Let's Go!". Ragbrai evenings "I need another drink!"
Cory - Our 100 -mile guy. Yeah, we think he's retarded too.
Cory tied the knot with Jill this year.
Ahh love....it's a muthafoecker.
Cory tied the knot with Jill this year.
Ahh love....it's a muthafoecker.
Schmad and Julie - Aren't they cute! Watch out though,
while you are staring at Julie's boobs, Greg is stealing the
derailers off your bike. You will also see Greg along the side
of the trail, with a flat...probably his third of the day.
while you are staring at Julie's boobs, Greg is stealing the
derailers off your bike. You will also see Greg along the side
of the trail, with a flat...probably his third of the day.
Jeff T - Watch out ladies! Just because he's looking like
the Unibomber in this picture; don't think he can't lay some
pipe or unclog your backup...if you know what I mean.
the Unibomber in this picture; don't think he can't lay some
pipe or unclog your backup...if you know what I mean.
Dan - This is Dan on a good day. Another Frank the Tank
quote here - "Let's go streaking!". Ask Dan if you can see
his timepiece...it's called the Elephant Wristwatch.
quote here - "Let's go streaking!". Ask Dan if you can see
his timepiece...it's called the Elephant Wristwatch.
Sheesh - The good angel on Dan's shoulder. If Dan didn't
have Sheesh, he would have to hire his own pit crew.
Sheesh gets her name from the expression you have when
you see her.
have Sheesh, he would have to hire his own pit crew.
Sheesh gets her name from the expression you have when
you see her.
Mike - Is getting in shape for Ragbrai...12 ounces at a
time. Dunny only drinks Bud products - so take that El Bait
shop! If you hear a loud noise coming down the trail - it's
Dunny and his mobile speaker system. It's loud enough to
shake the crazy out of Brittney Spears.
time. Dunny only drinks Bud products - so take that El Bait
shop! If you hear a loud noise coming down the trail - it's
Dunny and his mobile speaker system. It's loud enough to
shake the crazy out of Brittney Spears.
Zach - Road Warrior or Ultimate Warrior, he can be
found at most bike rides that involve an adult beverage.
Usually found in a small group talking about who has the
biggest tits in the place.
found at most bike rides that involve an adult beverage.
Usually found in a small group talking about who has the
biggest tits in the place.
Karla - Mike's wife. If you leave a pitcher on the table
and walk to the bathroom, you should probably stop by
the bar on the way back. Unless she has to drive. Gave
birth to Mike's baby - I know, I can't believe it either.
and walk to the bathroom, you should probably stop by
the bar on the way back. Unless she has to drive. Gave
birth to Mike's baby - I know, I can't believe it either.
Carol - If you have been on a bike ride in the Des
Moines area, you've probably met Carol or were talked
to by Carol. Ask her about the time in the early 70's that
her and Evita Peron made out in Argentina.
And you can see by the picture what her
response will be.
Moines area, you've probably met Carol or were talked
to by Carol. Ask her about the time in the early 70's that
her and Evita Peron made out in Argentina.
And you can see by the picture what her
response will be.
Steph - One of the two Gifford twins, you may see
her and her sister on matching bikes...with matching
helmets... humming the jingle to the doublemint gum
commercials.
her and her sister on matching bikes...with matching
helmets... humming the jingle to the doublemint gum
commercials.
Billie - Also known as Amanda... by the police. Billie is
known to drive around Ragbrai towns on gators at 3 am.
known to drive around Ragbrai towns on gators at 3 am.
Bixler
Stan - The legend. Stan splits his time between
officiating athletics and riding his bike. Need your
taxes done? Make sure you bring them in on a Tuesday.
officiating athletics and riding his bike. Need your
taxes done? Make sure you bring them in on a Tuesday.
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Stacie - The other Gifford twin. The infectious laugh
and sly grin mislead you into a sense of calm; so you
won't notice the ruffie in your drink and will wonder
what happened to your kidney the next morning.
and sly grin mislead you into a sense of calm; so you
won't notice the ruffie in your drink and will wonder
what happened to your kidney the next morning.
Amy, Eric, Michelle and Suzi -
No funny saying for now - ran
out of room. Have to resize
everything later!
No funny saying for now - ran
out of room. Have to resize
everything later!
Erika
Jonell
